LoLLiGoesPop

hmm.. read this entry in a damn old issue of NewMan – the magazine (if u dun know its existence)

it’s a man’s magazine and hence they came up with 25 reasons why it’s great to be a man.
let me share the reasons and you, men, think and see if you are agreeable to it.
well, ladies.. you can also think abt it!!

1. orgasm are real. always.
2. your last name stays put.
3. wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. you dun have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night
5. chocolate is just another snack
6. you can wear a white shirt to a water park.
7. foreplay is optional.
8. car mechanics tell you the truth.
9. you dun have to give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut
10. the world is your urinal – if you dun get caught, that is.
11. you nvr have to drive to another petrol station cuz this one’s “juz too ickyy”
12. same work.. more pay
13. wrinkles add character
14. father-inlaws are sweet older men. mother-in-law are nasty old b*****s
15. ppl nvr glance at your chest when you’re taling to them
16. the ocassional well-rendered blech is practically expected
17. new shoes dun cut, blister or mangle your feet
18. your virginity is nvr “taken away” you’ll be glad to give it to anyone that asks.
19. porn movies are designed with you in mind
20. hot wax nvr comes near your pubic area.
21. someday you’ll be a dirty old man – and always look forward to it.
22. bathroom queues are always 80 % shorter
23. it’s ok to marry a girl much younger than you if you are rich.
24. you dun have to shave below the neck
25. childbirth

i can only conclude that girls are always at the losing ends, in all aspects. damn.