IMF = ?
Posted by Lolli on Monday Sep 11, 2006 Under NeWs & EveNts
hmm.. nowadays the news headline is all abt IMF.
si mi is IMF?!
IMF = Immediate Mental Failure
IMF = I M Fried
IMF = I M F%^&
IMF = I M Fish (no meaning)
IMF = I M FREAKING FATIGUE! (then it shld be IMFF or IMF square)
IMF = I M Frustrated (more like.. we are frustrated. more suitable)
no lah.. me not so sua ku.
IMF = International Monetary Fund
dun ask me anything more than wat IMF means.
i nvr like the financial world.
anyway.. wat i’m trying to say here is..
1. take a ride down orchard road to admire the beautiful flowers!
2. be careful of lotsa road blocks during this period cuz they have announced tat random security checks will be done throughout the whole island, not juz Suntec area!
so.. pls… DUN DRINK N DRIVE.
pls observe the traffic rules. parking rules. every little rule.
they might take the opportunity to FINE us with any little rules broken!
3. can totally avoid Suntec and Marina area. super tight security.
as for roads.. i think Beach road would be pretty jammed up cuz Nicole highway is closed.
4. do not try to be funny and steal the plants along the road!
actually hor.. wat’s the objective of this IMF?
1. to create awareness for Singapore – the smallest country in the world and yet powerful?
2. to create awareness for Singapore to the terrorists?!
3. to attract terrorists?
NO. i think.. we prefer to attract tourists. hee.. especially the rich ones!
Lai ah lai ah.. singapore si bei swee and cheap! come and spend your $ here..
help us boost the economy and up the standard of living so tat the locals have to work their ass off in order to survive and have 3 meals a day!
oops. how come tonight i am so… so…. wat is the word to describe?
i mean.. how come i write such negative things.
shit
IMF updates:.
12 Sep 06
i actually saw policeman on duty in the mrt station. not at the control station.
but at the train platform!!
gosh!
gets me worried. started looking around for terrorist suspects in the same cabin.
next.. i saw well-armed policemen patrolling bugis!!
wait, i dun mean that they are not well-armed at all times. but they were carrying huge guns?
wat do you call those? m16? dun know lah..
once again.. i was on red alert. became superbly observant.